Why Aliens Have Never Visited Earth

There is a widespread belief that it is very possible alien life forms, if they exist, have the capability to travel to the Earth, and may have done so in the past or may even be doing it now. This is not a reasonable belief. First, it assumes there is intelligent life out there in the Universe. (If you don't believe that then none of this really applies to you does it?) I like this 1st assumption, I believe we will eventually discover that life, or the seed of it, is everywhere, and if it finds a place it will grow. In my personal view of the Universe, the Earth is just a crack in the sidewalk. Second, it assumes that these aliens have some way of traveling great distances across space within a reasonable time. It's this second assumption that is seriously flawed. Third, it assumes that the UFO's we see are from somewhere else. This is also folly. There is no evidence to suggest that any of the unidentified objects we have seen are from anywhere other than here. It's not like we saw them coming as they passed Jupiter and Mars, then the moon, then entered Earth's atmosphere.
Alright, first let's start with a famous equation, I like to think of it as garbage, but the media keeps throwing it out there. The Drake equation, I am not going to go into detail, but it goes something like this. If you have "X" number of Stars and "Y" percentage of those stars have planets capable of supporting life, then "B" percentage of those planets have life and of those, "M" have intelligent life. ( I made up my own letters but this is the basic idea)
This "equation" is full of made up guesses, garbage in garbage out. There is no real data here. But, for the purpose of this discussion we are going to go ahead and assume that there is intelligent life out there. Matter of fact we are going to assume that there is intelligent life ALL OVER the Universe, every galaxy, has self-aware creatures, and in every galaxy there are one hundred advanced civilizations.(Not the little freak galaxies that have been split in half or are tiny weird variations, just typical spiral galaxies, ok?) Crazy right? This is WAAAAAY more than the Drake equation would ever allow. So just so we are clear, the basis of our little thought experiment is that there are 100 other civilizations just like us in our own galaxy, and 100 in every other spiral galaxy out there.

It’s too far, we’ll never make it.
OK, let's start with our nearest spiral neighbor, Andromeda. The reason we are going to start there is because if "they" can't get here from there, it's pointless to assume they might get here from any other galaxy, there are about 30 galaxies within 4 million light years, but only a few are regular spirals, so we'll just use Andromeda as a reference point. The rough estimate of the distance to our closest spiral galaxy neighbor is 2.5 Million Light Years, so let’s be nice to our aliens and say 2 million.
OK, we now have 100 civilizations and a distance of 2 million light years. Now let's make them all smart, really smart, and give them a desire to get out there and see the neighborhood. One of them starts playing with fusion and they get the power of a medium sized star in a shoebox, I think we can all agree with that kind of power and technology they are ready to go. Then, for whatever reason, they head straight for us, not stopping to look at this or that, no detours, no study of anything along the way, shoulda went to the bathroom before we left, we ain’t stopin till we get there!

Speed of light - The whole house of cards comes crashing down.
Our little aliens have the power of an entire star at their disposal, but that is not even close to being enough to propel them the speed of light. Much of our current theories and laws of Physics and Astronomy, our understanding of how the Universe works, is based on the speed of light, ergo, the most popular mathematical equation in the world...E=Mc2, Energy equals the speed of light squared. This foundation, this revolution in physics, states that nothing with mass can go the speed of light, NOTHING...EVER...PERIOD. This is checkmate for our little visitors. This means that even if they could go very very close to the speed of light, it would still take 2 million years to get here. I think we can rule out Andromeda as a source of alien visitation.

Now that we have ruled out visitors from another galaxy, what about our own? Well alright then!
We have 100 smart aliens right here in our own galaxy, with the desire to get out and tour the countryside, great!
So here is the 1st problem, they are still, really, really, really far away. Our galaxy is around 100,000 light years across. Traveling as fast as the speed of light still takes 100,000 years to get from one side of the galaxy to the other, and that’s going right through the center, which is probably not a good idea. So if our little friends happen to live on the other side of the galaxy, it will be 200,000 years after departure before they can tell their friends back home that they have found something. You see, it’s not just matter that can’t travel faster than light; it is information of any kind. (There is a weird special circumstance, due to the expansion of the Universe, that some really distant galaxies are actually receding from us faster than light, and due to that, no information can ever be known about them, we can’t see them anymore.) Well, good thing we have decided that there are 100 of these guys out there! We spread them evenly about the galaxy, staying away from the center, (because it’s too busy in the center, life would most likely have a chance to form and flourish out along the arms) and for simplicity we will say there is a band of life making a perfect circle around the center of the galaxy, the same distance from the center as us and the same distance away from each other. We are about 27,000 light years from the center, so that gives us a circle of roughly 170,000 light years, divided by 100 and you get 1,700 light years.
1,700 light years from us to our theoretical best case scenario neighbor, that’s pretty close, right? Well, it’s much better than 2 million, but it still is too far, even at the speed of light. Let me put it to you this way, if they left around the fall of the Roman Empire, they would just be arriving now.
The only tiny (and I mean tiny) glimmer of hope for the odds, is the fact that there are something like 50 stars within 20 light years of earth. 20 light years is doable, they might even be able to pick up “Friends”. Alas the odds are overwhelmingly against a neighbor this close, more on this later.

What do you mean “We’re out of toilet paper”???
Up to now we have only discussed the distances and speed, but to make the trip you have to eat and poop. Even if they have suspended animation, they have to have all the stuff they need when they get here. The logistics of galactic travel are mind boggling, and they will be on their own when they get here, no calling for help or spare parts, not to mention the physical effects of low gravity for extended periods, radiation, computer glitches, (C’mon, you KNOW they would have computers…), micro-meteors, and unexpected stuff in general. Try cramming all that gear into a flying saucer…

Sorry babe, it’s just not our time

Well, here we are, 14 billion years after the big bang, talking and flying, going to the moon and being modern hominids. We’ve come a long way in the last 100,000 years.
100,000 years… seems like a long time doesn’t it? It’s not; it’s a drop in the bucket. In the timeline of the Earth and out star, a million years is not even that long, and many people would agree there is a strong possibility humans won’t even be around in a million years. We are but a fleeting moment in the grand timeline of the galaxy, and therein lies another huge problem. We are not just separated from our potential neighbors by distance, but by time. It is very unlikely that the 100 intelligent beings we have so graciously given thought to, will ever develop around the same time. It is far more likely that they will develop at minimum, a million years apart, so that, even if they traveled the galaxy and came here, we were not here, or won’t be here when they arrive. One intelligent life form developing at the right time and distance from another is like the desert wind blowing together a perfect replica of a telescope, sure there is nothing in physics that prevents it, but it is so unlikely you may as well call it impossible.

Don’t get me wrong, I want to believe, I just can’t.

A couple more Jupiters from 12.1.11

The Triangulum Galaxy

Borrowed Liz's camera again and took 1hr 14min of this galaxy. Screwed the flats up, tried to take them the next day, but didn't go so well...still my best galaxy so far.
M33

Mark's ETX-80 Telescope

11.08.11 -Update - picked up superglue and fixed the broken plastic part, just tested the scope with 2 star alignment, Jupiter was slightly off goto with a 20mm, slewed to Andromeda and it was in the eyepiece, slewed to the Ring and it was slightly out but found it easily. Rockin!
Mark let me borrow his Meade ETX-80 Refractor. After setting it up I realized something was wrong, the gears were being blocked somehow, the scope would only rotate so far, then it was running into an obstruction of some kind. Unfortunately the only way to find out what, was to open it. With owner permission I started disassembly. Not too bad, only one hidden tiny hex on the RA clutch lever. When I opened it I quickly noticed the worm gear was not right, it was loose, after further inspection I found a broken arm on the plastic assembly that holds the worm gear. The gear had fallen down slightly and was torqued slightly sideways, That was causing the 2 screws that mount the scope to the tripod to come in contact with the gear assembly. Wouldn't you know it I am out of superglue.
 The only thing I can figure is the scope was dropped or impacted hard enough to break the little plastic piece, or the RA was turned while the cluctch was locked.

Jupiter afocal 11.1.11

Seeing was pretty bad, tried using the 20mm Titan EP with 2x barlow lens screwed in barrel. Registax hung up many times trying to get the vids to stack, this was the best of 4.

Jupiter Afocal 10.29.11

Seeing was not very good, and still struggling with focus...
10mm Plossl with 2x barlow screwed to EP, 3000 of 4200 frames

1st Light with the Obs!

Still have to make a door, put in some screws and trim a few deck boards but had a 1st light, spent most of the time drift aligning, but took a shot of myself observing Andromeda, it's almost Nirvana!

Afocal Europa Transit with Shadow 10.25.11 2:30am

Jupiter 10.21.11

And after setting up the gear fo the 1st time on the new build, I actually got a decent afocal shot of Jupiter before calling it a night.

1st light on observatory

Got the slot cut in the shed, lounge moved up to the astroshed, cut a few trim pieces off the deck boards, and set up the scope so it can stay out there.

So close...

Got the rest of the deck boards in place, finished the floor in the shed, and got the plastic shed up on the deck, just need to patch a hole on one side, put in a door, trim all the edges on the deck, cut a slit in the plastic shed and good to go!

Shed is here

Well it rained all day yesterday, so we returned a few of the board that were sub-standard, and got the decking to complete the pad, and picked up the shed. Cold, windy and drizzle today so no or very little progress today. The shed is on the trailer waiting to move up to it's new home!

Almost there...

Got most of the decking on, still have a couple hundred screws to finish up, but we ran out of decking boards...we still need 3...grrr
Also got half the floor in the astroshed, supposed to rain tomorrow so at least got this far, been a long 3 days!

Decking started

Deck moving along

We got all the posts in and set in concrete and actually started puting in the joists. Whoohoo!

Day one of the deck build

We got the layout of the deck done, marked and dug all the post holes, even starting framing!

Plans continue!

We found a plastic shed on clearance at Sears and bought it today after work. So now we have all teh lumber for the deck and the plastic shed to store the scope, it's one of the smaller ones and I plan to cut a slit in the floor and roll it off and on the pier. Basically the shed slides off the pier and out of the way, I have seen several done this way around the web and for the price, it's the way to go for me.
 Off for the next 2 weeks and the deck building starts tommorow!

The Deck Begins!

My lovely CFO has insisted the deck be large enough to support friends and whatnot while at the scope, so... we financed the materials to build a 24x16x16' deck around my pier and we aslo bought flooring for the "goat shed" which will be remodled into an "astro" shed.

 So now all that lumber is sitting out there, ready to go. (Ha ha, when pulling into the back yard, the entire load of lumber slid off the back of the trailer, I had to load it back on the trailer in the dark)

Wooden Pier Plate

I got everything bolted together and mounted on the pier temporarily, with a rough polar alignment I still have slight trailing at 30seconds. Also realized my visual back will no longer thread all the way on my focal reducer....grrrr. But I was able to get some decent shots of the moon and tried for Jupiter again.
The wood pier plate does have more vibration than the tripod, but hopefully that will get better when the pier is cut down shorter and some bracing goes around the bottom plate.

Epic Fail

I like to do things off the cuff, learn by doing, after all, I replaced the radiator on a 93 Buick with no past experience, you know, figure it out as you go. Sometimes that's the hard way, but what the hell.
 I went to Ace and got the bolts, washers and nuts to complete the pier plate, got everything bolted together and mounted to the pier, took the scope out and put it on the wedge...uh oh...
 The scope is about 6 feet off the ground. Not good.
I did not realize the 4 foot pier, plus pier plate, plus wedge would add that much height. I plan to build a deck around the pier, but at this point I think I will have to cut the pier down or make the deck like 4 feet off the ground.

Getting started

Well I figured it's about time I started writing all this down so I can keep track of my progress. I started the Messier list and it has been about 18 months since I started looking at the skies. I have about half of the Messier list, 2 comets and a handful of NGC's under my belt.
 From my house I can see the Milky Way on the best nights, but it's pretty light polluted.
 Meade 2120 LX3 10" SCT
 Coulter 10.1" Dobsonian Reflector
 7x42 Binocular
This is my latest atempt at Astrophotography, M8, the Lagoon Nebula in Sagittarius.